10 Reasons to buy a wooden gnome

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If you have been thinking about purchasing a gnome and can’t decide whether its best to go wooden or plastic then fear not. I have 10 reasons to go with wood below. -Plastic coming soon-

1 – Who wants an identical clone spit out of a plastic mold? Give me a hand carved gnome with a broken nose and a missing finger. They just have more character.

2 – Wooden gnomes are sturdy. If you have kids this is all that really matters.

3 – Wooden gnomes have better survival skills. I wouldn’t suggest taking a plastic gnome camping.

4 – If his head falls off its easier to glue back on.

5 – Wood gnomes don’t mind the mud. If it starts raining, don’t worry about it. Just let them play. Plastic gnomes are notorious for not wanting to get their paint messy.

6 – They are nearly as loyal as the dog. Plastics are relatively loyal as well but they just can’t compete in this area.

7 – They don’t melt in the sun.

8 – Wood gnomes are much less likely to be mistaken for one of those cheap plastic Santa Clauses.

9 – You won’t need to worry about the wind stealing your beloved gnome.

10 – You can carve the gnome’s name into his shoe.

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One Response to “10 Reasons to buy a wooden gnome”

  1. Julie says:

    Beautiful! I could not have compiled a better list! :D

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